wonder it doesn’t work, the small print says batteries NOT
Rob says "One sausage
is not going to feed many people Richard."
|'Hey Rob can't we go
back to the normal nametags, these hologram projections are
giving me a headache'
||Jason asks: "wots the
voltage drop on that baby?"
|Jason: "That converts
into a fully setup camper trailer? - NO WAY!!!!"
||Jason: "Praying won't
get it started, Rob."
Richard: "I'll try swiping my Amex
- that might get it working!"
Once upon a time there was three
blokes trying to put a bbq together. The atheist
(Jason) its ok my beer is cold. The prayer (Rob) hurry
up I'm starving, and the one who doesn't need the
instructions (Richard) why didn't I bring my glasses?
|Rob: "Lord, forgive me
for hiding Richard's battery. I had to make sure that
anything his can do, mine can do better."
|Richard: "Bugger! It
only runs on 12volt!"
|Rob "Oh lord give me
strength!' - Richard, "that's not necessary mate all I have
to do is to stick the disk in the drive and turn it on!" -
Jason is thinking just as well I have my beer!
|....and as the annual
sacrifice to the Campertrailer Gods drew near, preparations
were underway in earnest.....
darrrlings ! It's been four hours, now hurry along or I
will not be serving dinner at 6 !"
||"To the God of fire we
|Rob "Lord give Richard
the skill to get this working otherwize it will be breakfast
cereal & cold milk for dinner." - Jason "Amen to
||Rob, Jason and Richard
fail the new Australian CamperTrailers Group National Meet
event – Taming the Portable BBQ
|You can stop praying
Rob, Richard will fix it.
presents a small white box to the Gods Of BBQ and mumbles
his prayer about turning the box into steak and onions.
While Richard mutters about having to use his Amex card
again to make it work, and not knowing how much it will
Jason says "Does either of you know how long this will
take? I'm already on my second stubbie and I'm starting to
feel a bit peckish. I knew we should of packed the women
|Jason says “ Rob, do
you really want to go through with this”?
Jase, as soon as Richard pins his Visa card, you’ll both get
your sausage sangers,” said Rob.
|Jason: Jeez Rob, even
with Richard's optical zoom, that sausage is not going to
look big enough to cook.
|How many camper trailerers does it take to change a battery?
One to supervise.
One to throw away the instructions.
One to try and err.